Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
Later on during Late Night, Schwartzman shared a fun fact and revealed those aren't beards on the rocker's faces, that's just their hair!
We think that look is totally Red HAWT, guys!