Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
Move over Charlton Heston, there’s a new prophet in town!
From aliens terrorizing spaceships to self-empowered women driving their convertibles off a cliff, Ridley Scott has dealt with a plethora of different plots during his days of directing.
But now, on the heels of the successful Prometheus, he aims to tell a different kind of origin story.
And it won't be a biopic of Chris Martin and Gwyneth’s progeny, LOLz!!
This could actually be an action-packed Bible blockbuster!!
From oppressed Israelites fleeing Egypt, to entire seas being parted, and even heavy tablets inscribed with behavioral guidelines being carried up and down mountains — sounds like the makings of a decent Summer movie!
So who will he cast in the lead role??
Brad Pitt? Clint Eastwood? A holographic Heston? Chris Tucker???
U tell us who should play the part!!
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