Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
Apparently her Perezidential pardon hasn’t gone through yet, LOLz!!
Amanda Bynes — well, her lawyer - officially pled “not guilty” to misdemeanor DUI charges on Wednesday.
The D.A. will seek a stiff sentence since Bynes refused breathilizers and blood tests which means she could face up to six months in jail.
We think there's a better likelihood of studios green-lighting She’s The Man 2: Jailhouse Blues with Bynes and Channing Tatum starring as cellmates and lovers, LOLz!!
She begged @BarackObama for executive leniency on Tuesday, swearing that she doesn’t even drink!!
She offered our Commander-in-Chief no explanation as to why a sober girl would refuse a roadside blood test, however.
The unraveling actress hits court for pretrial July 18.
[Image via Ramey Pix.]