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Bret Michaels Gets His Rocks Off With Get Your Rock On

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He’s back! And he’s still talking dirty to us!

Bret Michaels sold 30 million records with Poison in the ‘80s, started the sex tape trend with Pam Anderson in the ‘90s, and sought a soulmate on Rock of Love in the 2000s.

It’s a new decade and Bret is back pumping out jams with his new single, Get Your Rock On.

It kind of sounds like the music for a beer commercial. Yikes!

Maybe he should stick to awesome Christmas cards!?

Not even Kid Rock sings about Jager-bombs and panty dropping any more!

That said, every thorn is attached to a rose and — in the spirit of saying something nice or not saying anything at all — the guitar work off of Bret’s new track is surprisingly catchy.

But don’t take our word for it, ch-ch-check out Get Your Rock On (above)!

[Image via BretMichaels.com.]

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5 comments to “Bret Michaels Gets His Rocks Off With Get Your Rock On

  1. SexWax Max says – reply to this


    Damn! Now that is some kick ass music!
    I remember the good old days…partying at the Rainbow, seeing the best bands that will ever exist man. Stryper, Poison, Warrant, LA Guns, Trixster, Teaser, Cinderella, Vixxen,
    Winger, Bon (My Idol) Jovi- **I AM STILL BETTER LOOKING!!**…..
    Perezilla, I will do anything to see this legend live! He IS Rock and Roll!
    Those lips were made for some fine entertainment!
    Please hook me up! I will send you my cell #!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    They don't call me teasing and pleasing for nothing!

  2. 2

    Bring back Rock of Love! That show was awesome, even though you were actually married in real life, the whoooooooooole time.

  3. Dukes says – reply to this


    Well, I LIKE IT !!!

  4. 4

    This guy is the HUGEST of hasbeens who never really were, 2 hits "every stupid rose has its stupid thorn" which a 3 rd grader could have written & Unskinny over the hill Bop.
    2 hits & a Pam sex tape,hair plugs & make up & he has sustained a career for 25 year. Unreal. Too much make up too little talent for me. NEXT!

  5. 5

    It does sound like a Kid Rock song.