Beyoncé just stopped the show before it began!
Ch-ch-check out the AH-Mazing opening performance (above)!
Now Leo, couldn't you be content with your King of the World status? Now you gotta steal the King of Pop title too?
FOR SHAME, selfish one!
Ah we jest, of course!
Leo, his lion-like facial hair, his mama Irmelin, and his Victoria Secret model-love Erin Heatherton enjoyed drinks and mucho amounts of dancing, staying at the event until 1am.
"He was also twirling Erin around, they were getting down! They were drinking beer and making out on the dance floor."
Aw! We're thrilled Leo found another model to stick his penis into…
And we fully expect to see Leo playing Michael Jackson in the inevitable biopic! SHAMON!
[Images via Ramey Pix.]