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Fifty Shades Stimulates You & The Economy!

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Who knew erotic fiction could stimulate your package AND serve as a stimulas package?!

Since its main-stream release, the once erotic Twilight fan-fiction turned straight fiction, 50 Shades of Grey, has exposed a scintillating world once shrouded in mystery to many women, a world many believed should only be found in the controversial ‘porno’ realm.

But now, thousands of ladies feel free to admit they LOVE themselves a little fantasy kink!

In NYC alone, hardware stores are reporting a vast increase in sales of natural filament rope, sex-shops are selling out of bondage-related products AND are selling special Fifty Shades of Grey fantasy sets, and sexually-themed instructive classes are as hot as freshly-spanked as*!

Brooks Brother’s are even featuring Eight Shades of Grey Ties! One company rep reveals:

“We may not have Fifty Shades of Grey Ties, but we do have Eight Shades of Grey Ties.”

Ha!!!!

We’re so glad sexual freedom is spreading like the legs of SO MANY women…

Loves it!!

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14 comments to “Fifty Shades Stimulates You & The Economy!”



  1. 1

    By the 3rd book, try not to throw your Kindle. And get the warranty on the Fire at Best Buy.

  2. Travis says – reply to this


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    I am a Passion Party consultant in New York and he number of weekly parties I am hired for have doubled AND my sales have shot up. Its crazy!!!! Thanks 50 shades!
    TheTravMan80@gmail.com



  3. 3

    The Fifty Shades trilogy are the worst books I have ever read. Boring, repetitious, and stupid. Do your self a favour and don't waste your money. What a joke. They are written for people who don't read.



  4. 4

    That really is sad. That women can get so influenced by a poorly written book. Notice its NYC, the most idiot filled state in the nation.

    I can understand 13 year olds and Twilight..But grown women? Hoping on a bandwagon? Society is garbage and fickle. Why am I surrounded by morons :(



  5. 5

    These books are a joke if you ever knew anyone who is a Dom, or have ever been into BDSM yourself - they barely skim the surface. Sorry Perez, they don't "expose" much of anything. I DID want to throw my Kindle. If I had the actual books I would have ripped them to pieces and shredded them. Why oh why did I let my curioosity overcome my common sense! I KNEW too many stupid women were reading these on the bus & train as I commuted! I stopped reading stupid books like this when I was 15-16 and now rememebr why - mindnumbing garbage!

  6. be strong says – reply to this


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    Re: kabuki girl – Ahhh, each to his own.



  7. 7

    per the comments on the net, I'll pass



  8. 8

    Because of all the promotion for this book and women seemed to really love it I finally broke down and ordered it for my Kindle. I can't believe I bought into the hype and bought this piece of trash. Not trash because of it's sexual content but trash because it's so god damn boring! I've now read about 48% of the book and it's taken me about 6 weeks. After reading a couple of pages I'm so sleepy I can't keep my eyes open. So at least it's a great cure for insomnia. Won't be purchasing the other 2 books.

  9. Not A Fan says – reply to this


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    jamie dornan for christian grey

  10. NoPlease says – reply to this


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    jamie dornan should play christian grey

  11. jessy2253 says – reply to this


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    Clearly these books are not worth the time to read as it seems, they are pretty tasteless, boring, some say down right disgusting and demeaning. So I agree with the majority of people who's posted their opinions. Ok now having said that, where I disagree & feel is offensive , is when you say NYC is the most idiot filled state in the nation. I find that to be nothing more or less than pure narrowmindedness. I can't feel nothing but pity & saddness for people who think this way. Clearly an intelligent person has enough common sense to know there are idiots everywhere in this world not just NYC. IN FACT ne

  12. jessy2253 says – reply to this


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    (2nd comment) in fact, if you tried being just a tiny bit openminded & maybe take a visit to NYC before making empty, unfounded comments, you might just be surprised. That's just MY opinion. :-)



  13. 13

    Re: jessy2253 – i agree. nookies is always running her stupid a$s mouth without actually knowing what she's talking about. nyc is an amazing city with some of the biggest companies/corporations/agencies/etc etc that this world has ever seen. it's a beautiful place that brings me to life. so watch yourself before you talk sh*t about the city ever again.

  14. galileosstar says – reply to this


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    I read the first three chapters… felt like I was reading something a young 15 year old wrote.