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What The Tabs Are Talking About!
Welcome back, folks!! In this week's edition of the CRAZIEST SHOW ON EARTH, we have some exciting news to share!!
Apparently Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are trying to compete with Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie for biggest wedding of the year with their secret secret plans!!
…well! They're obviously gonna win with those In-N-Out burgers! Unless of course Brangie decides to cater with Umami… in which case, sorry Robsten!! Ha!
ONWARD!!
Did you know Kate Middleton is pregnant?? Everyone keeps dogging her for being so skinny, but as soon as she gets a lil' bump in the tummy, she HAS TO BE PREGNANT!! She just has to be (because god forbid she's only put on a lil' weight)!! Make way for the future king or queen of England, people! Make way!!
Speaking of babies, one of the Teen Moms is pregnant again too!! Oh man… what's new?? Oh, we know! So is Khloe Kardashian! Congrats, gurl! You're already on your 27th one and your body still looks FANTASTIC!
BUT IN NOT SO ADORABLE NEWS…
Mary-Kate Olsen is reportedly dating a 42-year-old! They say his ex-wife calls their love "grotesque" while friends warn he's a "womanizing love rat!" Be careful, gurrrl!
Oh and if you're missing Emily from The Bachelorette, look no further than your local grocery store check-out lane! That's where you'll find the latest chapter in her biography!!
AND LAST… BUT DEFINITELY NOT LEAST…
As if Brangie didn't have enough competition with the Robsten wedding, Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are TOTALLY eloping! Totally, guys. Totally.
She's just gonna rent a fairy godmother to speed up her divorce and they'll be on an island saying "I Do" in no time!! Ha!
Tags: angelina jolie, bachelorette, brad pitt, competition, divorce, emily, kanye west, khloe kardashian, kim kardashian, kristen stewart, magazine covers, mary kate olsen, pregnant, robert pattinson, tabloids, teen mom, wedding
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I am not sure if I may have missed it, but why haven't you wrote a post about Denmark legalising gay marriage????
Its a pretty damn big day for us here in Denmark, and I think its a step in the right direction for the rest of the world.
What kind of terrible photoshopping did OK magazine do to whiten KStew's eyes and teeth? That person needs to be banned from photoshop
wow lol they look horrible in the picture well kristen is not that pretty anyways and rob is an ugly british dude eww and they suck in acting they're so overrated !
Re: wow – You suck at grammar. Seriously, don't ever post anything here again until you have read "Grammar for Dummies". You damn sure aren't in any position to belittle anyone.
Re: wow – Don't be hatin' on the Precious. Nanny loves them. RealRob is sweetest man; so glad he gets Kristen…those of us who luv him luv him to get what he wants…he's so special to us; so real in his interviews we feel like we know him.