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Morrissey Is Retiring… In 715 Days!!

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Stephen Morrissey Retires Shirtless

What an unexpectedly specific exit strategy!

Long time Smiths frontman and longer time solo pop artist Steven Morrissey is calling it quits soon!

The 53 year-old vocal legend reiterated in a recent interview that he still plans to be retired by the ripe old middle age of 55.

He reiterated recently:

I am slightly shocked to have gone as far as I have… I’ve aged a lot recently, which is bit distressing for me. The body changes shape and there’s nothing you can do about it.

Tell that to Prince! That dude hasn't aged in decades!!

So what will Morrissey do after he hangs up his microphone??

He honestly doesn't think it will ever get to that point!

He continued:

"We will all probably be blown up by the Syrian government soon, anyway, so it hardly matters in the great scheme of things [laughs]."

Yikes!

Will U shed tears over Morrissey's retirement?? Or R U more worried about the Syrian threat? LOLz!

[Image via Mavrix Online.]

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7 comments to “Morrissey Is Retiring… In 715 Days!!”

  1. Fuck The Fatties says – reply to this


    1

    Why are vegans always the fattest fucks in the room?



  2. 2

    He's so yummy! I'd do him.

  3. Clarice says – reply to this


    3

    Re: Fuck The Fatties – because they discover pasta and cookies



  4. 4

    Disgusting, put your shirt on

  5. Clarice says – reply to this


    5

    I'd still do him though



  6. 6

    The sooner the better

  7. Laura says – reply to this


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    Re: Randi-Canada

    Shut the f** up, stupid cow