Abbie Cornish Is Bride Of Robocop!
Finally!
The almost-murdered cop turned unstoppable cybernetic force of justice found a soulmate!!
MGM just cast Abbie Cornish to play alongside The Killing's Joel Kinnaman as Mr. and Mrs. Robocop.
Abbie's character thinks herself a widow when her husband is gunned down in the line of duty. It turns out he's actually kept alive by the miracle of science Gary Oldman!!
At some point, we imagine the newly engineered man of metal will come home and make himself known.
Hmmm.
We wonder how he's going to, huh, load his floppy into her hard drive?? LOLz!!
Samuel L. Jackson also stars in the Jose Padilha remake which we HOPE will begin shooting soon!
[Image via C.Smith/WENN.]
Tags: abbie cornish, gary oldman, joel kinnaman, jose padilha, mgm, robocop, robot sex, samuel l jackson
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