Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
Queen of our hearts! And Queen of… theatrical staging!
The ever-exquisite Beth Ditto was recently chillin’ at Xenomania’s headquarters in Londontown, when she heard whisperings that dirrrrty diva Christina Aguileria would ALSO be working with the famed song-writers…
But alas, the two were not destined to cross-paths! Well not right then, anyway…
"[The people at the studio] were like ‘oh in a week Christina Aguilera’s coming in’ and I was like ‘please let me stay here’. BLIMEY… I would have loved to have stayed there. I bet I could have made her laugh."
A Beth Ditto, X-Tina collaboration project featuring the lyrical stylings of Xenomania maaay create a force SO powerful… the world would probably cave in on itself.
DO IT DO IT DO IT!!!!
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