This sh*t's bananas! B-A-N-A-N-A-S!
According to sources, they just signed a contract with rocker grrrl Gwen Stefani!!!!
Lindsay Lohan has reportedly crashed her Porsche into the back of an 18 wheeler on the Pacific Coast Highway!
Doctors are currently performing tests, but we hear she's okay for now.
With the bumper ripped off the car and the passenger window completely shattered, the car is TOTALED!
We hope she's completely fine, but we bet the Liz & Dick producers are freaking the hell out!
UPDATE: Both Linds and her assistant were seen bleeding and bruised after the crash, according to eyewitnesses. Fortunately, both were conscious after the crash and are currently receiving the finest of medical care.
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