All of that money, and the bluetooth isn't hooked up.
No police caught Bruce, but cameras did, which is just as damning.
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Lindsay, we are ringing our hands at you this very moment!! When will you learn, you silly SILLY girl?! WHY MUST YOU INSIST ON BREAKING THE LAW??!!!
According to authorities, while Lindsay Lohan was in the hospital post-car accident this past Friday, she told police she wasn’t actually driving the porsche that smashed into an 18-wheeler, but that she was actually riding shot-gun.
But UH-OH — Lilo’s assistant had already told police that Lindsay WAS behind the wheel of the porsche…
Did you know lying to a police officer is a CRIME, which means not only could Lindsay be prosecuted for her giant FIB, but if prosecuted, her probation for the jewelry theft case could be revoked and she could face jail time on TWO different accounts!!!
But we’re sure Lilo will manage to avoid jail time for the bagillionth time…
Stick this girl in a cell allready!!!
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