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Lindsay Lohan LIED To Cops After Car Accident, Claims She Wasn’t Driving Porsche!

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Lindsay, we are ringing our hands at you this very moment!! When will you learn, you silly SILLY girl?! WHY MUST YOU INSIST ON BREAKING THE LAW??!!!

According to authorities, while Lindsay Lohan was in the hospital post-car accident this past Friday, she told police she wasn’t actually driving the porsche that smashed into an 18-wheeler, but that she was actually riding shot-gun.

But UH-OH — Lilo’s assistant had already told police that Lindsay WAS behind the wheel of the porsche…

Did you know lying to a police officer is a CRIME, which means not only could Lindsay be prosecuted for her giant FIB, but if prosecuted, her probation for the jewelry theft case could be revoked and she could face jail time on TWO different accounts!!!

So much shady bullsh*t, the stench is OVERPOWERING.

But we’re sure Lilo will manage to avoid jail time for the bagillionth time…

Stick this girl in a cell allready!!!

[Image via Ramey Pix.]

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22 comments to “Lindsay Lohan LIED To Cops After Car Accident, Claims She Wasn’t Driving Porsche!”

  1. 1

    Imagine that. Who would have guessed a self indulgent drug addict would lie?

  2. Be-Atch says – reply to this


    Aw this poor HoHAN Broad a break ! She was HIGH when she spoke to the cops…wasn't quite sure what she was saying ! ;)

  3. 3

    What stupid production company could obtain insurance on this dumbass actress WITHOUT assuring the completion bond company that they would provide her a car and driver to and from the set each day?! It's INDUSTRY STANDARD. Something is fishy about this whole thing

  4. Be-Atch says – reply to this


    In this pic, with her mouth wide open…is she awaiting Gerard Butler's c*ck ?

  5. Be-Atch says – reply to this


    AND, if this IS the case, she need not have it opened that W I D E ! LOL !

  6. Be-Atch says – reply to this


    WHAT is she wearing/modelling in this pic….All-American HookerWear ? ! LOL !

  7. Kelly says – reply to this


    "Be-Atch" you need help.

  8. 8

    Plain and simple, this girl needs jail time. Any non celeb with her rap sheet would already be in jail. The system is doing these young celebs no favors by letting them off with slaps on the wrist. Yank her probation and let her sit for a year.

  9. 9

    You're right about the jail thing. If a regular person lied, they would already have been arrested. Chances are, nothing will even be done about the lying. You can bet she won't be getting another car, though. Apparently Liz & Dick is already WAY over budget because of her, I doubt anyone will be dumb enough to rent her another car.

  10. 10

    "ringing"?? Ugh, I think you mean wringing. Take some English lessons for god's sake!

  11. 11

    Re: ES-339 – OMG — you are so right about the jail time. She has no concept of safety on the road. It's only a matter of time before she actually hurts people or kills them.

  12. dracula says – reply to this


    ever think the assistant could be lying? i know lindsay's track record isn't great but that's not a reason to jump to conclusions…

  13. Be-Atch says – reply to this


    She needs to spend a year in the slammer…where she will be forced to become some 300 lb big black hairy lesbian's Bitch, and eat her muff daily. However, there are usually drugs in prison, so she would be right a home !

  14. Be-Atch says – reply to this


    Dear Dina…I mean 'Kelly'…SHADDAP ! Free speech reigns…now, go look after yer pathetic skank of a daughter….

  15. 15

    Yeah, maybe the assistant is lying. Maybe he was driving the car. Maybe that's why Lindsay said: "My brakes didn't work! The truck driver cut me off! The paparazzi were chasing me!"

  16. 16

    I wish she was like that teen mom and would beg for jail instead of probation.

  17. 17

    Does it not cost the production company a fortune paying the actors and crew etc. that did show up while they just mill around all day waiting for Madam to show up?

  18. 18

    Re: dracula – Please tell me you haven't procreated. Offspring from your loins is a step in the wrong direction.

  19. 19

    i thought she finished probation…she can just say she was concussed and didnt know what she was saying thus didnt know the truth from her bleached asshole…

  20. Be-Atch says – reply to this


    Man…those legs have experienced quite a few dangling balls ! If that cooter could talk ! What HollyWood did to this poor creature…you really have to feel sorry for her. DRUGS !

  21. 21

    my roomate's aunt makes $83/hr on the laptop. She has been without work for 8 months but last month her pay was $8682 just working on the laptop for a few hours. Read more on this site…NuttyRich.com

  22. 22

    She can't go to jail for more than the standard celebrity jail time of 3 hours due to prison overcrowding. It's funny how that never happens to the average guy.