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WTF?! Naked Man Tackled By Cops Outside Of Orlando Bloom's House!
What on EFFING Earth?
Yet another naked man effed up on drugs caused a spot of bother for authorities yesterday, this time in EL Lay and outside the home of Orlando Bloom and his wife, Miranda Kerr!
According to police, they were called to the scene, which was also close-by the homes of Jason Statham, Charlize Theron, Laura Dern and Will Ferrell, and found the still-unidentified man lying face down in the road. When approached, he apparently began screaming at the top of his lungs that he was high on drugs and dove head-first into bushes!
Thankfully, however, this man was apprehended and taken into custody.
Ch-ch-check him out (above)!
While we're glad this guy didn't end up trying to chew the face off of anyone, WHAT IS GOING ON?
Sounds like another case of bath salts!
Why anyone would want to end up naked and looking like a fool, best case scenario, or dead after trying to chew someone's face off, worst, is beyond us!
Good lord. We can't believe that we even have to repeat ourselves on this, but DO NOT TRY THAT STUFF, FOLKS.
[Image via Pacific Coast News Online.]
Tags: arrest, bath salts, charlize theron, drugs, hollywood hills, house, laura dern, man, naked, orlando bloom, police, will ferrell
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Swaggy!!!
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WTF is wrong with people. Get a JOB!! Be a functional unit! Geezzz
Another Dumb Ass !
The cop with the pen is kinda hot. Mmmm beefy!