This sh*t's bananas! B-A-N-A-N-A-S!
According to sources, they just signed a contract with rocker grrrl Gwen Stefani!!!!
Is your new neighbor a little creepy? Does he kind of resemble RPatz covered in glitter? Have you caught him making eyes at your neck?
If you answered "yes" to any of those questions then, boy, do we have an item for you!!
Tennants Auctioneers will sell off an antique vampire hunting box, complete with all the tools one might ever need to send a demon right back down to Hell!
Willed down to a British woman, this 19th Century "slay kit" contains stakes, a crucifix, consecrated earth, and even a handwritten Biblical psalm!
"But as for these enemies of mine, who did not want me to reign over them, bring them here and slaughter them before me." (Luke 20:27)
That’s a cold-blooded thing to say to a vampire before you slam a stake into his chest!!
Modern slayers sport crossbows and Super-Soakers filled with holy water but, we have to admit, these old-school dudes kicked undead butt in style!!
[Image via Tennants Auctioneers.]