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Purchase Your Victorian Vampire Slaying Kit Today!!

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19th Century Vampire Slaying Kit To Be Auctioned Off

Is your new neighbor a little creepy? Does he kind of resemble RPatz covered in glitter? Have you caught him making eyes at your neck?

If you answered "yes" to any of those questions then, boy, do we have an item for you!!

Tennants Auctioneers will sell off an antique vampire hunting box, complete with all the tools one might ever need to send a demon right back down to Hell!

Willed down to a British woman, this 19th Century "slay kit" contains stakes, a crucifix, consecrated earth, and even a handwritten Biblical psalm!

It reads:

"But as for these enemies of mine, who did not want me to reign over them, bring them here and slaughter them before me." (Luke 20:27)

That’s a cold-blooded thing to say to a vampire before you slam a stake into his chest!!

Modern slayers sport crossbows and Super-Soakers filled with holy water but, we have to admit, these old-school dudes kicked undead butt in style!!

[Image via Tennants Auctioneers.]

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6 comments to “Purchase Your Victorian Vampire Slaying Kit Today!!”



  1. 1

    Biblial psalm? WTF is "Biblial?" Do you mean Biblical, you ignorant asshole?

  2. WAHHHHHHHH! says – reply to this


    2

    and it's not a psalm, it's from the book of Luke….a psalm is from the book of Psalms, but im sure you've never cracked open a bible in your life, so how would you know, right?



  3. 3

    THE ONLY VAMPIRES WE HAVE ARE OUR POLITICIANS…..
    CAN WE TAKE THEM OUT WITH THE KIT..??????
    THEY AREA BUNCH OF BLOOD SUCKERS…..



  4. 4

    my roomate's aunt makes $83/hr on the laptop. She has been without work for 8 months but last month her pay was $8682 just working on the laptop for a few hours. Read more on this site…NuttyRich.com

  5. Oprah says – reply to this


    5

    Vampire Slaying Kit? Really? Way to appeal to the crazies who might actually buy this and use it on normal people.



  6. 6

    I work for Tennants Auctioneers in the UK and this is a great, weird thing from back in the day when people believed the Cullens were real!!!