Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
Who in their right mind DOESN'T want to see Thor On A Boat?
They could literally pitch it like that and sell the thing in a hot second!
We're talking about Chris Hemsworth here, and we're talking about him joining In The Heart Of The Sea!
Based on the book with the same title, it's the fact-based tale of a whaling ship that was stalked and ultimately destroyed by a sperm whale in 1820. The crew struggled to survive thousands of miles from home while lost at sea for 90 days. Eight were rescued.
Oh, and they had to eat each other. (Before the rescue, not after.)
This project has been around a while, and just needed a handsome young star to get it made.
Then along came this Huntsman! Solid choice.
He sure looks delicious enough to eat!
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