Well, at least we know now that this whole debacle wasn't in vain!
It's going to make AMAZING television!
Deena Nicole from Jersey Shore did her meatball predecessor, Snooki, proud over the weekend when she got herself so tanked in public that Seaside Heights police were forced to arrest her. Although she looked pretty worse for wear when she was bailed out of jail by her parents later on that day, it's clear that the events leading up to her visit with the fuzz were pretty HIGHlarious!
According to Detective Steve Korman, the reality starlet got her drink on in a big way with fellow castmembers at a Mexican restaurant, after which she decided it would be a brilliant idea to walk into the middle of a roadway and treat oncoming cars to a dance!
Of course, she just ended up impeding traffic, and quickly caught the attention of a nearby officer!
Foolish! So, so foolish!
You may have snagged your show some ratings, gurl, but now you're always facing up to 30 days in jail!
Let's hope the courts are as kind to you as they were to Snooks!
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