So sad and scary.
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That's enough dough to bake a pizza the size of Sicily!!
We just learned how much MTV is paying Guidos and Guidettes of Jersey Shore and you will NOT believe it!
They're paid more an hour to drink, fight, and play STD roulette than the average New Jersey firefighter makes over three years of hazardous work!
Vinny, JWoww, Ronnie, and Sammie Sweetheart collect significantly less but it's still a heck of an upgrade considering they pulled the same shenanigans six seasons ago for 10k per episode.
Deena is the figurative runt of the litter.
She receives 40k per episode — but we imagine her price will skyrocket from recent girl-on-girl kissing and run-ins with the law.
We can't hate the players, though, they're only paid that much because people love to watch them in action!!
Besides, we're just happy Snooki's kid will have PLENTY of money for therapy.
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