This sh*t's bananas! B-A-N-A-N-A-S!
According to sources, they just signed a contract with rocker grrrl Gwen Stefani!!!!
Is she serious?! She honestly must be outright TRYING to ruin her life at this point.
Not only is Lindsay Lohan once again facing jail time for violating her probation after she lied to police officers about not being behind the wheel of her Porsche when she drove it into an 18-wheeler on the PCH last week, she now has the added complication of being caught operating a vehicle with an open container of ALCOHOL inside!
Luckily, it was found in the trunk of the car, which means she has avoided breaking the law, but we have to wonder:
WHAT ON EARTH ARE YOU DOING HIDING BOOZE IN WATER BOTTLES STILL?!
At this point, this is all just beyond sad, and we sincerely doubt that anyone will believe a word that comes out of her mouth about being "serious" about her comeback, or anything else for that matter, ever again.
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