Lindsay Lohan To Sexually Thrill In Bret Easton Ellis Noir!

Unfortunately, Lilo may be white-knuckling it behind them prison bars, so who KNOWS if this project will actually happen…
Rumor has it American Psycho writer Bret Easton Ellis - iconic novelist and screenwriter - is embarking on a mini-budget sexual thrill project, and Ellis’ twitter confirms the California-based noir will star Lindsay Lohan and porn megastar James Deen!

The Canyons supposedly follows a group of twenty-somethings in the dusty El Lay geological rifts, and requires both male and female leads to strip down and perform ‘realistic’ sexual scenes…
Naughty, naughty!
While we WERE so thrilled about a so-called Lilo comeback, her latest unlawful trysts have left a sour taste in our mouth…
We hope you know what you’re getting into Mr. Ellis… and BTW PLEASE get on that 50 Shades film! We can’t imagine a better man to adapt that erotic menagerie of various sexual situations into a story with some actual depth!
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You can be a terrible actress and still be in porn. She has a nasty saggy body, I kind of doubt anyone will want to see that. BTW, there's another rumor going around that this isn't even going to happen, so…
This will only be believable if she is playing a 60yr old porn star with boobs hanging to her waist.
Nope, I do not think this is going to happen.
eww i thought she was done with the sex stuff