Rob Kardashian is back! Well, sort of.
Check out RK's post (below):
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Unfortunately, Lilo may be white-knuckling it behind them prison bars, so who KNOWS if this project will actually happen…
Rumor has it American Psycho writer Bret Easton Ellis - iconic novelist and screenwriter - is embarking on a mini-budget sexual thrill project, and Ellis’ twitter confirms the California-based noir will star Lindsay Lohan and porn megastar James Deen!
The Canyons supposedly follows a group of twenty-somethings in the dusty El Lay geological rifts, and requires both male and female leads to strip down and perform ‘realistic’ sexual scenes…
While we WERE so thrilled about a so-called Lilo comeback, her latest unlawful trysts have left a sour taste in our mouth…
We hope you know what you’re getting into Mr. Ellis… and BTW PLEASE get on that 50 Shades film! We can’t imagine a better man to adapt that erotic menagerie of various sexual situations into a story with some actual depth!
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