Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
Hmmm, how very… artistic?!
Before Lindsay Lohan smashed into a massive truck, and before she had found the perfect Dick to ride for Lifetime, Lilo rode some killer swells in a short film scored by Daft Punk’s Thomas Bangalter, called First Point!
The five minute art-film created by surfing & Lilo enthusiast Richard Phillips is directed by famed surf filmmaker Taylor Steele and fuses surf-culture with the destructive idea of the Hollywood Dream.
Iconic surfer Kassia Meador entrances as Lohan's wave-riding stunt double.
Catch a wave with Lindsay (above)! And stay tuned for the FULL mini-movie, which premieres sometime this week.