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DESPAIR! R-Patz Doesn't Like Being Called R-Patz!

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Oh NO! But it's such an endearing nickname!

Apparently, Robert Pattinson isn't such a fan of the R-Patz moniker, as he recently mentioned in an interview:

“I don’t understand who invented that thing, ‘R-Patz.’ I want to strangle them.”

GASP! But WHY?!

It's so adorable! And charming!

And it goes so well with K-Stew! LOLz!

Well, we guess it's about time to start brainstorming new names!

Any suggestions??

[Image via WENN.]

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24 comments to “DESPAIR! R-Patz Doesn't Like Being Called R-Patz!”



  1. 1

    I'm pretty sure he doesn't want a new nickname. Probably just wants to be called by his actual name.



  2. 2

    I have a suggestion, how about you remember what you said about bullying, remember how you promised not to call people your stupid nick names any more? you're not 13, you're a 30 something year old man.



  3. 3

    How about "LeavMeAlonePerez" ?



  4. 4

    and stop acting like a 14 yo old girl, your fucking in your 30's man up prissy

  5. CanadianMommy says – reply to this


    5

    nicknames are freaking retarded and should only be used by very close friends, if that…..grow up and be an adult for once and call people by their name cause all those nicknames are freaking childish

  6. Boo says – reply to this


    6

    Nothing like people being called what they were named at birth. But I forget that is SO old school.

  7. RealityCheck says – reply to this


    7

    How about you get a life Perez! Maybe your insular world revolves around so called "celebrities" and you have nothing better to do with your time than think of nicknames for them.
    PS Do you have spelling & grammar checks on your website it is so unprofessional seeing all the spelling and grammar errors…cheap & tacky!



  8. 8

    How about calling him Robert? It seems to be what he wants to be called. I'm glad he said somethng actually. I have always thought those nicknames like R-Patz, J-Lo, Brangelina are just downright stupid.

  9. chris says – reply to this


    9

    Everyone is reacting to this as if it's brand new information but he's said he didn't like RPattz since one of the very first Twilight (MTV?) interviews in 2008.



  10. 10

    why don't you call him rob? r patz is pretty stupid



  11. 11

    He needs to get over it. He's lucky anyone is talking about him at all.



  12. 12

    Some people feel it is rude to call them by anything other than their ACTUAL BIRTH NAME. I don't know why that is so hard for others to grasp…



  13. 13

    "Well, we guess it's about time to start brainstorming new names!

    Any suggestions??"

    How about Robert Pattinson or is that too hard?

  14. Rory says – reply to this


    14

    Re: canuckistani – You tell him! If you can live with "dumb ass" than he can live with R-Patz!

  15. Pumpkin John says – reply to this


    15

    Re: canuckistani – I'm inclined to agree. He doesn't know how long his time in the sphere of importance will last or how it will end.



  16. 16

    Re: canuckistani – he has 6 Movies lined up , Robert will go nowhere for a while

  17. Jaded says – reply to this


    17

    Didn't she say she hated being called KStew in an interview as well. Hey so since he hates it and she hates it, maybe try calling them Rob and Kristen.



  18. 18

    FYI Perez - A LOT of people do not like their names being bastardized! And MOST people only like their close friends giving them nicknames!



  19. 19

    Perez, are you truly under the impression that you are liked, or do you sulk in a corner while cutting yourself upon the realization that you are one of the most hated people on earth? I can't wait until this era of liberalism ends, and celebrities begin to voice how they truly feel about you. NONE of these celebrities that you love so much would piss on you if you were on fire, or into golden showers. That said, you are in fact flaming!
    I like gay and straight people equally as long as they are kind hearted. YOU ARE THE DEVIL, and you will pay for your sins!!

  20. sue says – reply to this


    20

    Rob is a short enough name, and easy to use. Love him.

  21. manushkaya says – reply to this


    21

    #RobHOTson# would suit him nicely though a bit long…..
    Come on people, perez's nicknames are great, stop complaining, those people are making million bucks, can we call them the way we want..?!!!

  22. manushkaya says – reply to this


    22

    His ROBNESS……..



  23. 23

    Most Hollywood actors consider themselves as "brands" and fame brings recognition. Stupid wanna-be Mario doesn't use his God given name but has chosen to use the misnomer "Perez HIlton" He hides behind his illiterate beard "Teresita", falsely assuming his mother's love validates himself. Mario is a fraud, a liar, and a grifter.

  24. kari622 says – reply to this


    24

    How about Douchebag? If you don't like it, then out of showbiz a**hole!