Tell us how you really feel, Mariah Carey!
You’ll never guess who Bret Easton Ellis thinks should play Anastasia and Christian!!
Actually, you probably could, LOLz!! Just pick a name at random, he has suggested them all.
"Cronenberg and Alexander Skarsgård is a no-brainer. I've seen Alexander naked so many times at the gym that we both attend: perfect casting.”
Wow! Uhh, what gym was that again?? We’ve been meaning to work out more!
For the XX-chromosome, Bret wants the stunning Emmy Rossum or Girls creator Lena Dunham — though he feels the world isn’t yet ready for Lena in that role.
Just pick anyone!! We need this movie to happen soooon!!!!
Don’t U agree that Bret is just the PERFECT guy to write this script??
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