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Joan Rivers' Book Banded From Schools COSTCO
HA! Srsly??
If you are looking to buy Joan Rivers' new book, I Hate Everyone … Starting with Me in bulk, you're out of luck!
Costco has banned the comic's memoir from the store — and Joan couldn't be happier!
The Fashion Police star blabbed:
“We are the first book ever banned from Costco. These are people that sell K-Y jelly by the pound. They banned my book because it's wild, it's outrageous, and it's hilarious. If The New York Times thinks it's okay, I would rather have them than Costco.”
TRUTH!
Perhaps if Joan purchased her plastic surgery in bulk, the super store would be more kind! LOL!
[Image via WENN.]
Tags: book, costco, hilarious, i hate everyone … starting with me, joan rivers, new york times
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"Banned" not "Banded."
All of COSTCO food is full of chemicals to give it a shelf life of 600 years….and everything is super-sized ! You see really really FAT people shopping there…no loss for Joan. In fact - good publicity.
They done banded it? Your grammar gets worser and worser.
That HoHan girl will wind up working as a check-out girl at the Sherman Oaks Costco, because she uses drugs, and sleeps with everone, and is outa control…..off topic, I know, but A DAY WITHOUT HOHAN IS LIKE A DAY WITHOUT COLD STORMY WEATHER
Who are the people that throw their money her way? I would never buy anything from that Plastic Surgeon's Hateful-Filthy-Mouthed Jew Frankenstein Monster….
ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING, EVIL, HATEFUL, FILTHY-MOUTHED BUTT-UGLY DIRTY JEW!
Who is the 12 year old writing these captions? BANNED!
Re: SJUEHS – Yes, thank you!
BANNED. Not BANDED.
Joan was on all the talk shows LAST WEEK talking about this!
Someone is asleep at the wheel.
You did NOT just say "BANDED". GEEEEEEEEZ.
Re: Be-Atch –
Is Lindsay boring? So many people go home with her and then sleep for the whole time. If I got her home, I would spend hours fucking her arse off!
Do American men have masculinity problems?
Geez I think I read this story a week ago on another site.
I received Joan's book today and I can't wait to start reading it!!!! She's the funniest woman on the planet!