Damn it all to Valhalla!
Once upon a time, a show called Once Upon A Time prevented Josh Dallas from reprising his role in Thor 2
: The Hammer is a Metaphor for My Penis!
Josh recently spoke out about the sad, sad shooting conflict, saying:
“I’m bummed about it because I had such a great experience and great time making the first film and was really excited about coming back. Marvel and Disney tried to make it work. But because of my commitment to Once Upon a Time, I was not going to be able to do both. So I’ll have to hand the reins over to someone else.”
Well, your character Fandral did kind of look like Cary Elwes from Robin Hood: Men in Tights… maybe he’s available, LOLz!!
As much as this sucks, we LOVE Josh in Once.
And he loves filming it. He continued:
“On the other hand, I’m going back to the best job on TV… I love it and can’t wait to delve in more.”
You can’t fool us, Josh!!
You’re just stoked to spend more time with your super-cute cuddle-buddy, Ginnifer Goodwin!! LOLz!!