It's disgusting that people still use this kind of language!
A mini-Joss we can carry in a pocket right near our
peen heart!? How decadent…
The wickedly-comic mastermind behind some of science fiction/fantasy’s most delightful creations has been shrunken and plastic-coated! What dastardly, evil being could be so CRUEL to the LEGENDARY Joss Whedon?!?!?! Oh, haay Morgan Spurlock…
Collector’s editions of Morgan’s geekdom documentary Comic-Con Episode IV: A Fan’s Hope hit Toys R Us July 10th, and each feature mini action-figures of either Joss Whedon, Stan Lee, Spurlock himself, or mega fanboy Harry Knowles!!
BUT, if you want all the figurines without having to buy FOUR copies of the film, a full set will become available at game stores across the US!
You gotta catch ‘em all, Nerdy-