Another Monster Mashing?? 'Vampire' Attacks San Diego Homeless Man!

6/13/2012 6:00 AM ET | Filed under: Wacky, Tacky & True • Sad Sad

Peter Facinelli Vampire Attack San Diego

As if the homeless didn’t have enough on their plates!!

Hmmm. Technically most are malnourished so they probably don’t have enough on their plates. Or, you know, own dishware in the first place, but we digress…

A faux vampire attacked a member of San Diego’s homeless community Monday, kicking him in the head and the ribs.

Side note: Anyone worried about the mysterious assailant with "vampire teeth" might want to consider purchasing their very own vampire hunting kit — better safe than sorry!

Coming just days after Miami’s Dawn of the Dead remix, we admit we’re a bit alarmed about all these incidents of life-imitating-monster movies!

Aren’t residents of fun and temperate beach communities like Miami and ~~San Diego~~ Whale's Vagina supposed to be RELAXED??

Maybe it’s getting too hot in some places!!

Do U think this horrific hysteria is an early symptom of global warming??

[Image via Nikki Nelson/WENN.]

Tags: dawn of the dead, global warming, homeless, miami, peter facinelli, sad face, san diego, vampire, wacky tacky and true, zombie

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3 comments to “Another Monster Mashing?? 'Vampire' Attacks San Diego Homeless Man!”

fdsfdsfdsf says – reply to this

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What does Peter Facinelli have to do with this story!! I just dont get it.
kitty says – reply to this

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"As if the homeless didn’t have enough on their plates!!

Hmmm. Technically most are malnourished so they probably don’t have enough on their plates. Or, you know, own dishware in the first place, but we digress…"

Wow. A joke at the homeless's expense, tasteful.
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