That would make US furious!
JK! What Angie's actually doing is
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As if the homeless didn’t have enough on their plates!!
Hmmm. Technically most are malnourished so they probably don’t have enough on their plates. Or, you know, own dishware in the first place, but we digress…
A faux vampire attacked a member of San Diego’s homeless community Monday, kicking him in the head and the ribs.
Side note: Anyone worried about the mysterious assailant with "vampire teeth" might want to consider purchasing their very own vampire hunting kit — better safe than sorry!
Coming just days after Miami’s Dawn of the Dead remix, we admit we’re a bit alarmed about all these incidents of life-imitating-monster movies!
Aren’t residents of fun and temperate beach communities like Miami and
San Diego Whale's Vagina supposed to be RELAXED??
Maybe it’s getting too hot in some places!!
Do U think this horrific hysteria is an early symptom of global warming??
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