This is so sad.
Ron Swanson is going to help himself to a heaping portion of bacon and eggs before joining Kerry Washington to announce the 64th Primetime Emmy Awards Nominations at 5:40am PST on July 19th.
Hopefully they'll both be announcing their own names since they are each on stellar shows. If not, then at least Nick Offerman is already nominated for a Critic's Choice Award for his HIGHlarious role on Parks and Recreation.
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