No ifs, ands, or BUTTS about it!
However, its most eyebrow-raising article is about the dos and don'ts of anal sex!
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Because thanks to the Tupac hologram people over at Digital Domain Media Group, ANY dead figure can theoretically come to ‘life’ again… but only in a ghostly, controllable format, of course.
AND, the lucrative potential of pimping out your famous dead relatives is SO daunting, the people who control the estates of Marilyn Monroe, Jimi Hendrix, and Jim Morrison are all considering cashing in on the hologram biz!
Could this be the death of DEATH?! Creeeeppppyyyyy.
Those in charge of Elvis Presley’s estate have already conceded hologram rights, so prepare yourself for The King's shimmery, gyrating hips gettin' all up in your face!
And while we'd love some Elvis all over our body, we’re not feeling this dead-celebrity-ghost-dance obsession. Why ressurect old talent when there is a GIANT PLETHORA of living, breathing talent in the world?!
Let sleeping giants LIE.