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What is Glenn Beck jibber jabbering about now?
By the Faith & Freedom Coalition Conference's standards, bullying, teen sexuality and issues affecting the LGBT community aren't suitable for young, impressionable minds.
To strike back at the liberal media, the Beckster announced (above) he's developing his own show that will influence kids with more conservative values.
While we can't wait to see the out of touch, right-wing version of what high school should be like, at least he admitted Glee isn't all bad. Beyond all of the "horrifying" messages the show is sending out, the conservative pundit praised:
"It's brilliantly done. It's produced, brilliantly. Its music, brilliant. Its acting, brilliant. Its cinematography, brilliant. All of it!"
If only it didn't teach kids about social equality or that sex can result in an unwanted pregnancy. Or even worse…kids can be driven to suicide after being tormented in school for their sexuality!
These are clearly the devil's lessons, but hopefully Glenn Beck's version of Glee will save us all from a lifetime of sin by informing us of the REAL issues that are affecting America's youth. Thank goodness Glenn knows what's up!