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Madonna Rides Boyfriend Like A Sexy Pony!

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Lady Madge has been steaming up Italy’s streets recently, and girl made those ancient stones SO hot, her delicate, porcelain feet needed to cool off…

So, to soothe her burning toesies, Madonna perched herself on the shoulders of man-candy Brahim Zaibat, while taking in the sights of Florence!

MDNA also embarked on a private tour of the Uffizi gallery with Zaibat and son Rocco, and became particulary enthralled in Sandro Botticelli’s famed Birth of Venus.

Museum chief Cristina Acidini reveals:

"Madonna was very interested in all the works in the museum… She was particularly taken by Botticelli's Birth of Venus and spent several minutes in front of the work asking questions and wanting to know all about it. I got the impression she was very interested to hear all about pagan and sacred mythology and she wanted to know all about the philosophy of the works that we have in the Uffizi."

That’s our girl! Get your philosophical art-education on!

AND we think you should fit your youthful beau with a shoulder-saddle!!

That way your bum-bum won’t get tooo sore after riding him for hours and hours and hours…

[Image via WENN.]

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20 comments to “Madonna Rides Boyfriend Like A Sexy Pony!”



  1. 1

    She does no wrong! Love her!



  2. 2

    Chocolate goodness.



  3. 3

    She is just gross. Sorry but she coudld be his grandmother.



  4. 4

    rocco must be confused why mom is sleeping kids his age



  5. 5

    ha the queen and her hot slave boytoy yeah , she is rich she can guy everyone love the queen hate on t hat haters

  6. Easton says – reply to this


    6

    Re: lukeworrallishot
    Were you drunk when you typed that? That made absolutely no sense!



  7. 7

    Did GrandMadonna moon any people while at the museum? Why not, they were there to see ancient artefacts?



  8. 8

    Re: Easton – pssst… the village idiot, nudge nudge, wink wink, say no more.



  9. 9

    why does she want to be these kid's beard?



  10. 10

    M will always have the last laugh haters! She's the one happily in love. She's the one who is rich, successful and living the life most of you can only dream of!! Well M had a dream, she worked hard and her dream came true - now DEAL with it BITCH and drive!!!!



  11. 11

    they are happy

  12. Josh says – reply to this


    12

    Re: Darolo
    She may be rich, but the bitch claims she never has a day off or never sleeps in. That's not the kind of life I dream of. And you really think that's love? Hmm…OK.. I guess money can buy love, although my bf is hotter than that, so yeah, I'm quite content where I'm at.



  13. 13

    Lady Gaga is also particularly taken by Botticelli's Birth of Venus and will be spending several minutes in front of the work asking questions and wanting to know all about it.



  14. 14

    Botticelli's Birth of Venus isn't a philosophical piece of art. It was a daring thing to produce in a time when all art was religious. If it wasn't for the support of the Medici, the Birth of Venus and other Botticelli works would never have been produced. The artist himself destroyed some of his own work once the Medici were weakened and Savoranola got control. You really need to get an education, Perez, because you're such an ignorant buffoon.



  15. 15

    MDNA is out the chart after ONLY 8 WEEKS OF ITS RELEASE = massive flop
    MDNA is out the chart after ONLY 8 WEEKS OF ITS RELEASE = massive flop
    MDNA is out the chart after ONLY 8 WEEKS OF ITS RELEASE = massive flop
    MDNA is out the chart after ONLY 8 WEEKS OF ITS RELEASE = massive flop
    MDNA is out the chart after ONLY 8 WEEKS OF ITS RELEASE = massive flop



  16. 16

    Mafloppa You're done, no talent, and too old.
    Stop embarassing yourself granny
    She's got no fans except perez of course and other 50 year olds because that's when she came out in the 80's more like the dinosaur age. Time for her to retire!



  17. 17

    EVEN HER TOUR IS A FLOP
    she is perfomring the VAST majority of her concerts ouside the U.S.
    she performing in THIRD WORLD ONLY LOLZZZZZZZ
    She sucks Madge the Vadge is horrible



  18. 18

    Re: madonna is shit – so mental, your mother must have not given you enough love. Is this why you turn to Mother Caca?



  19. 19

    Re: madonna is shit – Oh you are such a sad small… small creature.



  20. 20

    Love Madonna. She's the only interesting celebrity.