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John Mayer has a thing for young, hot and famous blondes.
The singer/songwriter has recently reappeared in the Hollywood spotlight and has already set his sights on one of the town's biggest stars — Jennifer Lawrence!
Along with a group of friends, the two celebs ventured out to the Medieval Times in El Lay on Saturday night. As you can see in the picture (above), John got into the spirit by wearing Medieval attire and we hear he decided to lay the charm on Jennifer "real thick," as an eyewitness explained:
“It was almost like she was a little nervous being around him. She kept giggling and covering her mouth. It was cute. And John was eyeing up Jennifer like he was a dog and she was a juicy pork chop! When he lays on the charm he lays it on real thick!"
We hope his dog brain realizes that Mz. Lawrence is in a serious relationship with her X-Men: First Class co-star Nicholas Hoult! Apparently her relationship status wasn't stopping him from flirting up a storm and the witness continued:
“He’s really well read so he kept using his knowledge of the medieval era to make puns and crack everyone up. He was even putting on an English accent at times and ordering 'beer-eth.' Jennifer thought he was a riot. It was like a freshman having a crush on the captain of the football team.”
Well, it takes two to tango and we can understand why it might be hard for young Jennifer to resist John's older charms. He's been around the block, so he knows EXACTLY what to say to a gal to make her smile.
If she IS actually innerested, we hope she considers how many other Hollywood starlets have been innerested in Mr. Mayer and how all those romances worked out. In other words, she should consult with Taylor Swift before making any rash decisions. LOL!
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