And the truth is finally REVEALED!!!
[Image via Kylie Jenner/Instagram.]
Ok, yes Lindsay Lohan was TECHNICALLY speeding, but goodness knows 10 over the posted speed limit is a crime almost EVERY human with a driving licence has committed…
BUT seeing as Lilo’s speeding could have been a MAIN contributor to her recent SMASH into an 18-wheeler dumptruck on the Pacific Coast Highway, we now advise EVERYONE to stick to speed limits… unless ya wanna end up like silly Lindsay!
"The investigation is almost complete, and Lindsay was speeding in the moments before the accident. She was probably going ten miles over the posted speed limit, which would have been around fifty miles per hour. There were no skid marks, which indicate that Lindsay was indeed speeding and didn't have time to even hit the brakes before she crashed into the truck. Lindsay is truly lucky to be alive, and that no one else got seriously injured. Lindsay could be cited by the Santa Monica Police Department for causing the accident, but it doesn't seem very likely.”
Dayum girl! With your CRAY track record, you should abide EVERY law on the books, even the seemingly inane ones.
Lucky lucky LUCKY Lindsay, we wonder when your copious amounts of liquid luck will run dry?
[Image via Ramey Pix.]