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Fifty Shades Of Grey Inspires SeXXXy Retelling Of Jane Eyre!

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Jane Eyre Laid Bare

That insanely popular piece of Twilight fan fiction is taking over EVERYTHING!

Get your vibrator Kindle's ready for Jane Eyre Laid Bare!

Inspired by the success of Fifty Shades of Grey, the Charlotte Bronte's 1847 classic has been re-told as as erotic books for mommies in heat.

What other books will be remade for the seXXXy book trend?

A Tale of Two Tittays? The Not-So Secret Garden? Wuthering Peen? LOL!

Gawd, we hope not!

So far, it's just Laid Bare — which will be published as an e-book in August 2012 with a mass-market paperback to follow "shortly afterwards."

Will U read read it?

[image via W Magazine]

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6 comments to “Fifty Shades Of Grey Inspires SeXXXy Retelling Of Jane Eyre!”

  1. 1

    This is stupid and a great example of how idiot people can't manage to produce something truly original; instead they destroy literary works of art. 50 Shades is a piece of shit.

  2. 2

    as Gary answered I am shocked that anybody can earn $4179 in 1 month on the computer. have you seen this web page

  3. RogueNYC says – reply to this


    what a shame… don't mess with a classic. Awful….

  4. 4

    This is horrifying news. You don't touch things like that!

  5. 5

    Oh wow. How low can you get????

  6. 6

    NO - leave it alone, it is a beautiful love story all on it's own without porn.