Calum McSwiggan is adamant that he's not faking his alleged attack.
"I went to the police and now apparently I'm a criminal."
However, the police have revealed that they have video
[Image via Calum McSwiggan/Instagram.]
We wish, LOLz!!
We assume they were leaving on a jet plane … but we don't know when they'll be back again!
Are they island bound — a Fijian adventure, perhaps?
Maybe they made like Harold & Kumar and flew to Jersey to snag some delicious White Castle?
Is it possible they just LOVE a good frisking at TSA checkpoints!!
Your guess is as good as ours!!
[Image via National Photo Group.]