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Woody Allen Wants To Stick His Wood In Lindsay Lohan!

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'Cause Old Woody Woodster believes Lindsay is super talented!

We wonder, has Woody Allen actually seen any of Lindsay’s acting work since Mean Girls? Or is he basing his decision on pre-Cady Heron Linds?!

The Manhattan movie mastermind was recently spotted wining and dining Mz. Lindsay Lohan, and now he’s singing her praises, saying he would totes cast her in some future project.

Woody has expressed:

"If there was some legal reason I couldn't [cast her], that would be a different story, but it would not concern me personally, no. I think that she'd be just fine and she'd do a great job. As I say, she's a very gifted girl and I would not hesitate. If I had something for her, I'd certainly call her."

Her performance in I Know Who Killed Me IS Oscar-worthy, and Labor Pains is not painful to watch at all…

We are VERY interested to see this happen… and to see Woody eat his words with some Lilo-infused vodka sauce slathered allll over them!

[Image via Getty Images.]

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12 comments to “Woody Allen Wants To Stick His Wood In Lindsay Lohan!”



  1. 1

    Aww When is Mario's phone gonna ring? Bitter much!!! LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL



  2. 2

    He's a pig and she's a ho, what a perfect couple.



  3. 3

    There are some pretty big 'ifs' in Woody's statement. No, I think he will find another muse. Although how anyone can put aside his pedophilia and work with him, I will never know.



  4. 4

    I love when he mentions a "legal reason." Maybe he wasn't trying to be that nice after all.



  5. 5

    I love how people keep saying Lindsay is so talented when we really haven't seen her work in many years. There was a time she was, but substance abuse can change a persob. We already see the harsh effects its had on her looks. Just refrain from commenting on he abilities until after Liz and Dick premieres.

    Although, I feel the need to come to her defense about "I Know Who Killed Me". That script was just horrible. Not even three time academy award winning actress, Meryl Streep could've saved that movie!



  6. 6

    HOW THA FUCK CAN YOU POST A FUCKING NADIA SULEMAN PORN TRAILER UNDER "PEREZITOS"?????? MY 9 YO NIECE CHECKS FUCKINE "PEREZITOS" AND "TEDDY HILTON" ALL THE TIME!!!! YOU'RE A FUCKING MORON, PEREZ!HOW THA FUCK CAN YOU POST A FUCKING NADIA SULEMAN PORN TRAILER UNDER "PEREZITOS"?????? MY 9 YO NIECE CHECKS FUCKINE "PEREZITOS" AND "TEDDY HILTON" ALL THE TIME!!!! YOU'RE A FUCKING MORON, PEREZ!HOW THA FUCK CAN YOU POST A FUCKING NADIA SULEMAN PORN TRAILER UNDER "PEREZITOS"?????? MY 9 YO NIECE CHECKS FUCKINE "PEREZITOS" AND "TEDDY HILTON" ALL THE TIME!!!! YOU'RE A FUCKING MORON, PEREZ!HOW THA FUCK CAN YOU POST A FUCKING NADIA SULEMAN PORN TRAILER UNDER "PEREZITOS"?????? MY 9 YO NIECE CHECKS FUCKINE "PEREZITOS" AND "TEDDY HILTON" ALL THE TIME!!!! YOU'RE A FUCKING MORON, PEREZ!HOW THA FUCK CAN YOU POST A FUCKING NADIA SULEMAN PORN TRAILER UNDER "PEREZITOS"?????? MY 9 YO NIECE CHECKS FUCKINE "PEREZITOS" AND "TEDDY HILTON" ALL THE TIME!!!! YOU'RE A FUCKING MORON, PEREZ!



  7. 7

    Here's the catch … "If I had something for her".



  8. 8

    He said that in an interview where someone came out and asked him about her. He undoubtedly said what he did just to be nice, because he was put on the spot. Woody is known for not saying bad things about anyone. I seriously doubt he's seen one single thing she's been in and I'm sure he knows nothing about her acting ability. The key is the word IF - if he had something for her. He will never have anything for her, so this post is pretty much pointless.



  9. 9

    Re: Alexima – keep your fucking niece off the site if nudity bothers her.

  10. awemette says – reply to this


    10

    there is a huge difference between a bad movie and a bad performance. Lindsay did great in both of those films you mentioned at the bottom. she was born to act.

    you, however, need to stop this ridiculous hypocrisy, or else one day you're going to be set as a huge example to others. you've been warned, sick fuck.

    wishful thinking: I want some sadist to cut off your tongue because your voice is as annoying as fuck. cut off your hands because you're a parasite in your society. smack me in the head for visiting this ass of a blog. this is my last visit. i really hope you choke on something..lose your hands.

  11. Be-Atch says – reply to this


    11

    THIS from a man who was f*cking his teen-aged daughter, and subsequently married her ……..



  12. 12

    YUCK!! He just likes her cuz she lets him bone her!!!!