We're not sure WHY these people are famous, but we are definitely here for the drama!
Allow us to give you a play-by-play...
See the ego blows (below)!
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We're starting to feel bad for the raven-haired star of It's Complicated!
"30 Rocky" speaks candidly with Letterman about what really happened on the courthouse steps after finalizing his marriage with Hilaria Thomas.
Ch-Ch-Check out the video (above) to hear what Alec would have done if he and and the photographer had been forced to share a cell for the night, LOLz!!