As they say, it's not a vacation without an arrest!
What? They don't say that??
As far as why the Biebs is facing all these charges, officials said:
Holy cream of Cullen — this is udder-ly amazing!!
Ch-Ch-Check out this super-seksy clip from On the Road (above); you'll thank us later. We swear!
The bouncing, bare-breasted Kristen Stewart finally flashed her phenomenally beautiful bosom!!
We knew it was coming, sure, but we never thought this day would be so GLORIOUS!!
Warning, this clip is totes NSFSMRS — Not Safe For Stephenie Meyer's Refined Sensibilities! LOLz!!