They really are the definition of a perfect couple!
Let's be honest, who else makes married life and walking dogs look so effortless??
How polite and cute of them!
OMG! Stop ingesting bath salts, people!
Another terrifying incident has occurred as a result of a young man drinking soda with bath salts mixed in. Luckily, there was no nudity or flesh eating involved. Unluckily, an old woman got smacked in the head with a shovel.
20-year-old Robert William White was arrested in Glendale, California on Thursday — which is way too close to home for us — after he attacked an old woman and then barricaded himself in his apartment for an hour.
Cops were called after a woman in her 70s asked White to stop swinging his shovel at birds. He reportedly responded, "I hate you and I want to kill you today," before attacking the woman.
Fortunately, she's only being treated for "non-life-threatening injuries," but this trend of crazed criminals is pretty alarming. We don't understand why people want to keep experimenting with this dangerous new drug.
It basically made him go out of his mind. Police said they overheard him talk about being an alien and being able to speak with Jesus when they were outside his door.
Worst of all, the drug seems to give people some kind of super-human adrenaline rush because it took a 40mm rubber bullet to body AND a taser to subdue him. He was still screaming that "God loves all you" while being wheeled off.