It's official! After fans have asked the right f*cking questions for months about who would star in the next season of True Detective, we finally have our answer!
Alright, who gave Boy George the black eye??
Wait, that's… Josh Hutcherson!?!
Peeta! Who in the holy Hunger Games gave you that shiner?
Quick, take another pic with your ex-gf, Lanchen Mihalic! And this time make her sit on your lap!!
Maybe one of those suckers from District 7 will paradrop an icepack down to ole' Square Jaw Jones!!
Lanchen posted the pic of their night out on the town on Twitter Friday afternoon. When one of her 645 followers asked who beat up the baker's boy, she responded:
"Josh got in a vicious fight with a Liger. It was. #crazy"
And we believe it too! Not a year goes by where we don't hear about one or two vicious El Lay liger attacks, LOLz!!
[Image via Twitter.]