Jay Z is one lucky man.
Little Blue Ivy isn't anywhere to be seen -- sometimes mommy and daddy need some sexy alone time!
Ch-ch-check out the sexy video, below:
Oh, Magic Matt! The things you do for art!
That's right! Even Matt needs a little grooming now and again!
"It was like 7:30 in the morning, I go down there, we're in Hollywood, and I go to this little place in the strip mall. And the place is called Smile… There's this Russian woman in there, and she's just as formal as you could be: 'In the back, clothes off, lay down, turn over!'"
Ruh-roh!! We're not even sure we want to know the rest…
Okay, we do!
He continued his confessional:
"If you don't have to do it, don't ever do this… She's pouring this glue and stuff all over you, and you're sitting there and you're giggling, and all the sudden she lays something on you . . .and it hurts! It does hurt!… And the thing is, after every time she waxed off whatever hair she's pulling, she says, 'So sorry, so sorry, so sorry.' So you just giggle through the tears and hope you only got to do it once."
We didn't realize it was a laughing matter!! LOLz!
[Image via Warner Bros.]