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Matthew McConaughey's Magic Mike Manscaping Was No Fun

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Oh, Magic Matt! The things you do for art!

The recently married Matthew McConaughey spoke candidly to Jay Leno the other day about the trials and tribulations of method acting and readily admitted that getting a full body waxing SUCKS.

That's right! Even Matt needs a little grooming now and again!

Recounting the first time all his hairs were painfully torn from their pores, Matt said:

"It was like 7:30 in the morning, I go down there, we're in Hollywood, and I go to this little place in the strip mall. And the place is called Smile… There's this Russian woman in there, and she's just as formal as you could be: 'In the back, clothes off, lay down, turn over!'"

Ruh-roh!! We're not even sure we want to know the rest…

Okay, we do!

He continued his confessional:

"If you don't have to do it, don't ever do this… She's pouring this glue and stuff all over you, and you're sitting there and you're giggling, and all the sudden she lays something on you . . .and it hurts! It does hurt!… And the thing is, after every time she waxed off whatever hair she's pulling, she says, 'So sorry, so sorry, so sorry.' So you just giggle through the tears and hope you only got to do it once."

We didn't realize it was a laughing matter!! LOLz!

Now we're DEFINITELY watching Magic Mike and paying special attention to Matt and Channing Tatum's half-nekkid bodies, which we're pretty sure will be looking smoother than a Luther Vandross track!

[Image via Warner Bros.]

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15 comments to “Matthew McConaughey's Magic Mike Manscaping Was No Fun”



  1. 1

    No guy in his right mind will take his girlfriend to see this movie. He will let her see it so when she gets home she fucks the shit out of him, but he wont go to see it. The audience is going to be made up completely of horny women and gay men!



  2. 2

    MY GOD……. THANK YOU………THANK YOU……… THANK YOU………..
    I WILL BE AT THAT MOVIE AND PRETEND IT'S ALL REALLLLLLLLLLL IN MY FACE……….
    THERE SHOULD BE A MALE STRIP CLUB IN EVERY FUCKING CITY…..WHY ISN'T THERE ???????????

  3. Hairy Bear says – reply to this


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    Re: malarky – So Malarky…Im guessing you will be in the "gay" crowd watching this movie..



  4. 4

    A man's hairless chest is so unsexy.

  5. McConaughey Lover says – reply to this


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    I saw McConaughey on Kimmel the other day. Dude is as funny as he is hot.



  6. 6

    Re: Catalpa – LIES! I love guys who manscape

  7. paris france says – reply to this


    7

    Oh, dear god at last a movie for grown woman! Thank you!!!!!

  8. paris france says – reply to this


    8

    Make that grown women! There is a god!!!

  9. dragonfly3770 says – reply to this


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    McConaughey has implants….men his age don't have pecs that perfect!



  10. 10

    please just let me enjoy the film its like a woman u dont ask what she did to look like that u just look right so just let me look matt i dont need to know the pain u went thru althou now im imagining him lying there mmmmmmm so sorry so sorry lolollllllllhahahaaaaaaaaaa

    think i might change to a waxer in hollywood

  11. lise says – reply to this


    11

    Looks like a great movie. I hope to see some naked men in this movie. I hope it has full frontal dick shots in this movie.

  12. Rene says – reply to this


    12

    My mom and I are looking forward to seeing this movie on the first night. We are hoping for full frontal male nudity in this movie.

  13. JoAnn says – reply to this


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    Re: KIKA01 – I totally agree with you KIKA01. We dont have enough male strip clubs for us women. Not sure where u are from but if you ever are in Canada make sure u check those male strip clubs out. They have really good ones where the men strip down fully nude for you. I had a chance to go to a few down there. I loved them. You get your drinks delivered by a waiter who is naked and his dick is hanging fully out. The dancers come out and get naked and then walk around us letting thier dicks just hang. Its the BEST!

  14. Judy says – reply to this


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    Re: paris france – I hope the men are nude!

  15. Valerie says – reply to this


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    This movie is gonna be so good. I am so looking forward to watching it. Hope to see some naked men in this movie. I mean NAKED. Not just in little thongs. I want complete dick shots of those hot guys. Let it rain naked men.