But we're just going to have to do the usual freakout, since she's still underage...
[Image via Kylie Jenner/Instagram.]
Take note, conservatives! This is happening to one of your own!
We're sending out a huge congratulations to Dick Cheney and his whole family as his daughter Mary Cheney just married her longtime partner Heather Poe on Friday morning!!
"Very happy to announce that as of this morning, Heather and I are legally married (at least in DC). 20 years to the day after our first date."
We're so so happy for the couple!
Despite being a conservative republican, Dick has endorsed same sex marriage in 2009 … and look how much stronger its made his family!
And guess what, all you other conservative republicans who haven't: now he has a wonderfully wedded daughter — and a brand new daughter in law!
Sounds like a happy family to us, and nobody got hurt in the process!
Congrats again, Mary and Heather! Best of luck!
[Image via AP Images.]