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Melissa Joan Hart's Ex-Agent Settles Lawsuit, Makes Terrible Pun!

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Melissa Joan Hart Settlement

Nickelodeon should have called it Clarissa Explains Nothing And Reaches An Undisclosed Settlement!! Ha!

A newly rich ex-agent Kieran Maguire likely received a fat, cash-filled envelope yesterday, after settling a lawsuit with former client Melissa Joan Hart.

He claimed she withheld his rightful commission from her Melissa & Joey earnings and, since she didn't fight him in court, we're just going to take his word for it.

We wonder if she kept cash on the side for one of co-star Joey Lawrence's seksy Chippendales shows?? LOLz!!

More distressing was the actual wording of the former agent's complaint against her.

The statement began:

“Melissa Joan Hart has no heart."


That pun stinks like week-old tuna — now we know why she canned you!

Canned you.

The first lesson is free, Kieran?

[Image via FayesVision/WENN.]

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3 comments to “Melissa Joan Hart's Ex-Agent Settles Lawsuit, Makes Terrible Pun!”

  1. 1

    I have the same print on a pair of surfer shorts.

  2. carina says – reply to this


    I'm glad, when Farrah Fawcett was dying she made a rude horrible comment about losing the cover of People Magazine. Little did she know Michael Jackson would end up taking all the magazine covers. Bad Karma to her, not a fan.

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