Nickelodeon should have called it Clarissa Explains Nothing And Reaches An Undisclosed Settlement!! Ha!
A newly rich ex-agent Kieran Maguire likely received a fat, cash-filled envelope yesterday, after settling a lawsuit with former client Melissa Joan Hart.
He claimed she withheld his rightful commission from her Melissa & Joey earnings and, since she didn't fight him in court, we're just going to take his word for it.
We wonder if she kept cash on the side for one of co-star Joey Lawrence's seksy Chippendales shows?? LOLz!!
More distressing was the actual wording of the former agent's complaint against her.
The statement began:
“Melissa Joan Hart has no heart."
That pun stinks like week-old tuna — now we know why she canned you!
The first lesson is free, Kieran?
[Image via FayesVision/WENN.]
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