John Travolta Sued Again! Cruise Ship 'Masseuse' Files Suit Against Him And His Very Tired Team Of Lawyers!
Now this is what Wild Hogs should have been about!
If you’re keeping score at home, that makes… well, that makes you really good at math.
Fabian Zanzi worked on the
Love Boat Royal Caribbean cruise ship delivering room service to passenger cabins in 2009.
What started out as a simple late night food delivery eventually turned into — stop us if you’ve heard this song before — an illicit man-on-man encounter involving Travolta and an awkward massage.
Zanzi was "coerced" into massaging the actor's neck. Travolta then disrobed, exposed his erect Swordfish, and forcefully embraced the ship’s employee.
That is NOT the kind of tip these people expect, John!!
“Take me, I will take care of you, please.”
When Zanzi declined, the
HeartBroken Arrow star supposedly offered up $12k in hush money.
Yikes! How many more of these stories can there be??
Uhhh, maybe this isn’t even Travolta’s fault??
Scientologists scientists cut off his face with lasers and switched it with Nicolas Cage’s??
We’ve seen Face/Off! We know it’s possible!
[Image via Mavrix Online.]