Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
Kris Humphries has regaled us with a TON of exciting tales!
According to Mr. Humphries, Kris Jenner masterminded the Kim Kardashian's sex tape release, Kim and Kanye were shacking up for awhile before anyone found out, and FBI intervention is needed while a seksy woman tries to extort him!!
Wow! All this plus an NBA career and a short marriage to Kim Kardashian??
You lead a pretty charmed life!!
Kim's hot attorney, Laura Wasser, is also FIERCE!
She will hold anything and everything against you, Kris. Any lies you speak in court could turn into perjury charges down the road!
So be careful, buddy!
You're already rich and famous, don't go saying anything that could ruin the good thing you've got going!
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