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Seriously?? Puh-leeze!

According to new reports, Madonna is apparently SO paranoid of germs on her MDNA tour that she has employed a 'sterilization team' to clean up her dressing room after each performance!

Furthermore, the diva also refuses anyone other than her entourage admittance back stage, and has banned anyone from even looking at her dressing room once it's ready!

According to concert promoter Alvaro Ramos:

'We have to take extreme care. In the end it is all to protect her and make her comfortable. I do understand it but it is taken to extremeness.'

Oh man, this is DEFINITELY complete BS, but we're still getting one helluva kick out of it!

We're totally picturing it like at the end of E.T. with all of those crazy plastic medical stations! Ha!

Good story, though!

[Image via WENN.]

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57 comments to “Bogus Diva Demands: Madonna Edition!”

  1. dreamssweetly says – reply to this


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    Totally believe it, she can do/have what she wants!



  2. 2

    Extreme sterilization leads to not building up natural immunities and letting your immune system get strong. If you have a normal immune system you should let it do its job sometime so it can do a good job when you get really sick.

  3. murdakilla says – reply to this


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    LOL just another desperate attempt for publicity……give it up grandma your music aint selling no more…your tour BOMBED so you resorted to showing your wrinkled titts and ass to the world thinking its cute and sexy uh NO just stop its disgusting

  4. honey1981 says – reply to this


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    If I was responsible for entertaining millions of people paying a lot for a ticket to see me, I would probably make sure my dressing room was as germ-free as it could be too.



  5. 5

    Looks like she's still wearing her daughter's 8-11 year old's clothing line….DESPERATE is all I can say.

  6. Tiina says – reply to this


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    Madonna is so last season. Has been over for ten years.



  7. 7

    When you are INFECTED with so many FILTHY & SICK viruses like Ma-doo-doo's is, at her age you can't take any chances…

  8. jg610 says – reply to this


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    I get the feeling that all Perez does is copy stuff from other blogs. I read this 3 days ago everywhere else. I've been noticing it alot lately. He is always last.



  9. 9

    Is Ma-Doo-Doo still pretending to be a High School Cheerleader with that copy-cat song & dance?



  10. 10

    Do you mean "before" each performance?



  11. 11

    Perez, I can't believe how bias you became! I used to read your blog because there was a humor in it and because you said things like it is and now it's all about your friends and who you like the best. And i agree with the comment above that your posts are old and you're clearly uninformed because all you do is copy. There are better celebrity blogs and they're unbiased! Just look at the comments ppl post here, there are less and less of them and most of them are hateful towards you, now I don't hate anyone I don't personally know but your site is weak my friend.



  12. 12

    I'm very concerned! Perhaps she suffers from OCD. I will promptly get out my rosary beads and say 15 Hail Mary's for Madonna's health. THIS IS SERIOUS!



  13. 13

    Out damned spot! Out I say!

  14. Seriously says – reply to this


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    B O G U S just like her career!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS TROLL IS IRRELEVANT THESE DAYS…



  15. 15

    this is so untrue. a friend of mine was backstage with M. she was amazing. all this stories are fake. the media really sucks. M is not like that



  16. 16

    She probably planted the story herself for publicity. Flashing her nasty bits isn't even enough to keep her newsworthy anymore.

  17. free says – reply to this


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    It's just done to wipe the DNA from MDNA ;-)



  18. 18

    Why does thos sound so bogus? It might be a little over exaggerated, but yeah I'm sure she has someone clean and disinfect her room. What's so crazy about a clean room? Stupid drama over nothing.



  19. 19

    Re: sick_girl – This is no drama. It's a weak article yes, but somehow you have clearly missed the entire point of it. It's not "drama over a clean room", it's "drama" over a totally unnecessary uber sterilised room. At least read the "article" before commenting on it.

  20. CS says – reply to this


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    "Oh man, this is DEFINITELY complete BS, but we're still getting one helluva kick out of it!"

    Why would be it complete BS? People like Madonna live in a bubble. They don't live nor behave like regular people.

  21. maggie says – reply to this


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    she slept with how many men?? and yet she's afraid of germs. LOL



  22. 22

    "Oh man, this is DEFINITELY complete BS, but we're still getting one helluva kick out of it!" You wouldn't know if it's BS or not, and no one cares what you think of it, loser.
    .
    Re: dreamssweetly – No, she can't. At the end of the day, she sits on a toilet to take a leak like millions and millions of others. So she's rich and famous. That doesn't make her entitled to do/say anything she wants. You're an idiot.
    .
    Re: Tiina – Yet she manages to make millions on tour because people pay to see her. I'm not a fan of hers, so I'm not defending her. But you're clearly wrong. I'm guessing you're one of Perez's fact checkers because they're never right either.

  23. ivan says – reply to this


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    Maybe Gaga is performing at the same venues, so Madonna doesn't want Gaga to take that as well….Joking!
    I think it is all crap…as "Eclectic" as Madonna is….I think she is too professional to worry about those things….But what I will ALWAYS love about Madonna is that she doesn't fall prey to the Media reports and does what she wants to anyways….Like she has always done….!
    Bet she does get a kick out of it though…..

  24. Ana says – reply to this


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    No it is not BS. Some guys had to deal with some of her demands in yesterdays concert in Portugal and shit like this is completely TRUE. One thing is to worry about germs, but she worries about it to much. Definitly has some type of ocd and if you organize one of her concerts you are going to have a bad time.

    Perez, stop being biased. You don't know Álvaro Ramos. He doesn't get nothing for saying stuff like this and the people who work with him are professionals who are used to deal with celebrities BIGGER (in my opinion) than Madonna, like U2, and yet they didn't say nothing about them. They don't need to lie.

    Besides, Madonna's concert tickets were ridiculously expensive for a concert in a country that is in a economical crisis. That's one of the reasons the tickets didn't sell out. In a 50.000 capacity stadium, they had to decide to only sell 45.000 tickets and still only 40.000 were sold. Besides that, her last album isn't doing that great here. Which means less fans are going to bother to go to the concert.

  25. ivan says – reply to this


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    Re: honey1981 – FYI….MDNA had already grossed over $300 MILLION….bound to become the Highest Grossing Tour of all time….
    Furthermore…Her last tour….Grossed over $400 MIllion….putting it at 4th…..but based on number of Dates (85)….Its NUMBER ONE….The other top 5 grossing had over 100 Dates…!!
    Put your bias aside….Go watch Madonna's Videos….and see how you will no longer see the Age and truly appreciate her work….music….imagery…..LEGACY….!

  26. Ana says – reply to this


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    Anyways, I don't want to look like a Madonna hater, since I like some of her old songs and I don't dislike her as a person.
    Not only that, but OCD, is a terrible disease (my mom has it, but not to this extreme). However, it upsets me when people question the professionalism of someone from my country, without even knowing their work.
    We have terrible politicians, but we are hard working people who don't need to slam celebrities. Usually, we even get slammed by them: like how Rihanna said she didn't like having a concert in Portugal, despite her fans showing her a lot of love, just because ONE dude said something racist to her.
    Believe me, this gentleman just says the true: if he thinks the demands are reasonable and the celebrities are nice and kind, he'll say it. If they ask weird stuff, he will also say it.
    Besides, he said this stuff originally to a portuguese newspaper, since they asked him, but it has spread to the world. He had probably no intention whatsoever in seeing his statements being questioned.

  27. Ana says – reply to this


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    Re: ivan – Highest grossing doesn't mean more sucessful. If her tickets cost more than the tickets of other artists, its obvious she will make more money. Now, if her tour had the highest ATTENDANCE, I would agree with you.



  28. 28

    Re: jg610 – UMM, YOU "JUST" NOTICED????? FATBOY HAS ALWAYS COPIED SHIT FROM OTHER BLOGS. HE DOESNT DO ANY WORK BUT USES HIS FAV WORKOUT "COPY-PASTE" FUNCTION. HIS FAV BLOG TO COPY IS T_M_Z. NOTE HOW HE BLOCKS T_M_Z WHEN YOU WRITE IT PROPERLY WITHOUT THE UNDERSCORES… JUST SAYIN. S/HE'S JUST A STUPID DOUCHE BAG WITH NO ORIGINALITY. NEXT!



  29. 29

    Re: Ana – TRUE! GRANDONNA HAS AN 80% EXPENSE RATIO WHICH MEANS FOR EVERY DOLLAR SHE RECEIVES HER TOUR OUTLAYS 80% IN COST FOR ALL THE FAKE ASS SHOW AND TELL YOU SEE ONSTAGE - ALL THE DANCERS, PROPS, STAGE, CREW, ETC. OTHER ARTISTS HAVE CHEAPER TICKETS, MORE TALENT, AND HIGHER NET PROFIT MARGIN. GRANDONNA GROSSES MUCH HIGHER CUZ SHE NOT ONLY CHARGES MORE PER TICKET BUT SHE ALWAYS DOES LIKE 100 SHOWS WORLDWIDE. NET PROFIT MARGIN IS WHERE IT COUNTS. LIKE LAST TIME HER TOUR GROSSED 500 MIL BUT NETTED 100 MIL THEN TAKE OFF TAXES AND SHE'S LEFT WITH 50 MIL OR LESS. SO 10% NET MARGIN OF 500 MIL GROSS SUCKS SHIT.

  30. someonehad2 says – reply to this


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    well, she should clean up her act.



  31. 31

    not a Madonna fan- never was
    but when you realize that if she picks up the flu, a chest cold, viral or bacterial infection.. the incomes of many people will be affected negatively
    ..
    last minute cancellations of shows on the tour
    rescheuling if it's even possible
    crews, roadies,carpenters, electricials, sound techs sitting idle
    insurance companies that back the tour dates
    musicians, dancers, wardrobe, back-up singers
    stadiums sitting empty-concession stands tickets to be refunded….and on and on…
    ..
    so when you look at the "ripple effect" of it all it is quite large
    not to mention legions of disappointed fans!
    the probability that one person infected in a close group will end up infecting more is also a probability

    that goes for all performers/stars (whatever you would call them) who basically have beome their own industry….like Oprah when she tours, top politicians campaigning on a tight schedule, world renown speakers, the list can go on
    so in a way, if they are responsible individuals, they are pretty well compelled to be hyper vigilent germophobes!

  32. SaintThomas92 says – reply to this


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    Re: *Sloane – totally right, besides did people really expect this woman (one of the biggest pop stars) to be the exception and not have any "diva" demands (although I dont see this as a DIVA DEMAND) ??



  33. 33

    Re: cherryUGH – I did read the article, hence why I said it's probably true just an over exaggeration. I'm sure she does want her room pretty damn clean, who wants to hang out and get dressed in a shithole? But all the "no looking" rules are probably bogus. So how about next time YOU loom at my wording at don't jump to conclusions.



  34. 34

    silly slit, a walking STD farm has no need for sterile conditions.

  35. DangerWilRobinson says – reply to this


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    Your head is so far up Madonna's ass right now it's disgusting. You defend her constantly, try to knock down bad stories about her. I've seen her tour rider, I know people who've worked on her tours and she's been described as a monster. Remember back when she demanded cases of Kaballah water? They're 10 bucks a bottle. Water is water. She also claims she doesn't like to repeat herself, but she's using a big ole cross onstage again and bashing Christianity again and making fun of world leaders again and contradictiing her self again. Really? A gun battle and then a plea for world peace? How about how often she reuses her lyrics in new songs. MDNA can sell as many copies as it wants and her tour can sell as many tickets as it can, it doesn't make either very good. And god only knows show much of her show she's going to lipsynch. She was stellar on the Superbowl and I used to be a huge fan of hers, but she's just phoning it in these days. MDNA should have been called "Songs Britney Didn't Want." Stop defending her and either stop writing your "blog" or start writign it. Stop copying info from others. At this point you are posting stories we read about days ago. You need to start being fair in your treatment of celebrities. It seems you'll dog them until they kiss your ass. Remember Paris Hilton?

  36. noggin says – reply to this


    36

    gaga sh*ts all over this hasbeen

  37. SaintThomas92 says – reply to this


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    Re: DangerWilRobinson – I went to the MDNA tour in Barcelona last week and it was really awesome… and most of the singing was live (you could tell, also she went off-key once) quite an spectacle

  38. dreamssweetly says – reply to this


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    Re: Omniscient Gal
    She flashed her nipple in Turkey, a Muslim country without any repercussions, if she can do that, I'm sure she can do just about anything. I wasn't disrespecting her. Yeah, I'm such an idiot. Fucktard.

  39. HERA says – reply to this


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    Madonna was FIRST! Now watch the barracudas zoom to have their tour rooms sterilized too. Madonna ever the trend-setter.. YOU GO GIRL!

  40. HERA says – reply to this


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    Re: noggin – who the fk is fkga… buwhahahahaha.. she needs sterilization in case another dancer hits her in the face again, buwhahahahahahaha.. OUCH!!!

  41. HERA says – reply to this


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    Re: raypearson – you know from experience. time to feed your goats, BUWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  42. SusieQ says – reply to this


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    Germs hitting Madonna are like water hitting the Wicked Witch of the West.



  43. 43

    I love when people say she's irrelevant….she's old, her career is over BLAH BLAH BLAH! Yet, whenever she gets blogged about, or an article comes up, or someone bashes her, THE WHOLE WORLD knows about it. That's not irrelevance. In fact, it's the complete opposite. When people stop talking about her and she no longer inspired passionate responses from the public, then she's irrelevant. Is that the case right now? No way. I'm hearing more about Madonna now than I ever have. She may not be the popular pop princess of 1985 anymore, but magazines still feature her, her videos are still getting hits and here we are talking about her. I already heard about this crazy story from several different gossip and entertainment sites already. That is what you call fame.

  44. SaintThomas92 says – reply to this


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    Re: goodtasteishardtofind – exactly, as Madonna herself has said "if my career is over, why do they even write about it being over?"

  45. zzzzh says – reply to this


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    Re: goodtasteishardtofind
    Let's not be hyperbolic in our responses. The WHOLE WORLD does not care. The only comments you see on these boards are the bitchy banter between Madonna Stans and Stans of other pop stars. A few comments on a message board does not indicate that the WHOLE WORLD cares. I'm sure the lady behind me in the grocery store checkout, or the guy who sits beside me at work does not care.



  46. 46

    Re: goodtasteishardtofind – lolllllllllllllllllllllllll!!!! i know!!!! queen bitch is still pissing people off 3 decades later!!!! who else can say that???? DIVA!!!! :-)



  47. 47

    Too many demands for someone who isn't that amazing anymore….



  48. 48

    Re: Britney1113 – lollllllll! *”who isn't that amazing…”* wha wha what?!?! well, at least u admit she's still amazing. :-)



  49. 49

    If Madonna didn't bother people so much… then people wouldn't be so bothered …

    Irrelevant my arse!



  50. 50

    Madonna, is doing well, even with germs around. Her MDNA gross is going to be huge, she is still The Queen at 53 and shows no signs of slowing down. If people have a problem with Madonna's age, it is their problem not Madonnas.

  51. hd says – reply to this


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    LOL TOO BAD GAGA TOOK HER SPOT…..THIS OLD GRANNY HASNT HAD A MEMORABLE HIT SINCE THE LATE 90'S



  52. 52

    Re: hd – lol!! do all little turds just make shit up?? :-) #limp



  53. 53

    Re: FatAzzPooHeadDoodle – yeah, they always twist things up, to make their fav. look better…

  54. Sparky says – reply to this


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    Re: murdakilla – On target as the biggest grossing tour for a solo artist ever (beating the previous Sticky and Sweet tour only.) So if that's your idea of "bombed" well done, Brains! Oh and the album sold 359,000 copies in its first week. Go and be hateful to your mother, back on your trailer park.

  55. Sparky says – reply to this


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    Re: noggin – Lady Bla Bla does nothing but copy and her albums are still full of filler!!!! The second album only sold a fifth of the first - hardly career progress or "shittin" on anything. So the little babies who follow her but don;t buy her records need to go to bed for a lie down and then some education in art and performance…. perhpas watch some Grace Jones and Madonna videos…just like Blabla before she started copying them in her bedroom.

  56. Sparky says – reply to this


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    Re: Britney1113 – Says you!

  57. goodtasteishartofind says – reply to this


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    Re: zzzzh – I heard this story from various sites…not just Madonna fan sites or stans sites or whatever the fuck you are talking about. She's still making national news, the comedy curciut…It doesn't really matter. Madonna has never been about people loving her. As long as people are still talking about her, she's still being talked about. End of story, point blank perioso bitch.