Poor, poor Kourt.
Now, reports are coming out that Disick knows what he's doing, and how to make it better. What remains though, is whether he can actually do that.
The source says of Disick:
Will we be expected to tip the thespians??
Are you disappointed your Magic Mike ticket won’t come with a complimentary lap dance?
Good news — now you can get up-close and personal with some half-nekkid honeys!
While we don’t know the technical difference between Magic Mike on Broadway and an evening at Chippendales, we are quite positive we don’t care!!
"I'm almost more excited about that than the movie because I think it's the perfect thing for women to go see on Broadway, to be participants in the show."
Participants? We get to be participants??
Best. Idea. Ever.
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