This is awful!
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Hmm. The passion is so hot … it's freezing our ballz off!
Which seems is the opposite of what was happening on the Savages premiere red carpet Monday night!
Johnny T clawed at wifey Kelly Preston's waist like an awkward teen at Prom, and close mouth kissed with lips SO pursed, there's no way any bodily fluids passed between the two.
But perhaps what we are experiencing here is love and passion incarnate, a sight so rare we just don't know how to recognize it?
Yeah, it could be that. Sure, let's go with it.
[Image via WENN.]