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What?! Are Kanye West And Kim Kardashian AK-47-Toting Members Of Al Qaeda?!

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According to some cray cray new lawsuit … indeed they are!

What on EARTH?!

Given the current - and serious - legal drama they're in due to her divorce from Kris Humphries, this kind of CRAZINESS must be welcomed for laughs alone!

Apparently, Kim Kardashian and her man, Kanye West, are being sued by none other than Jonathan Lee Riches, the Guiness World Record holder for "The World's Most Litigious Man," as he's filed over 5,000 suits in the past eight years!

And what exactly have the new couple done to warrant such an honor?

Why, they've been sneaking around the hills of West Virginia with members of Al-Qaeda!

Yes - seriously. That's what they're being sued for. Try to control your giggling. This man is trying to be serious.

According to the legal documents:

“On 6/17/2012 I was in West Virginia, deep in the hills and I stumbled upon the defendants who were all at a Al-Qaeda secret training camp."

Apparently, he also saw them burning the U.S. flag, stomping their feet on a portrait of Barack Obama, and performed a CONCERT for the other terrorists while shooting AK-47s in the air!

Because that's exactly what we imagine would go down in an Al-Qaeda training camp! Oh! Did Kimye jam to Kim K's Jam! LOL! So bogus!

Oh man! We have to admit, he DOES provide some pretty incredible visuals here!

However, Sir, may we suggest you try your hand at fan-fiction writing and give the lawsuit-filing a break?

Just saying! Ha!

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7 comments to “What?! Are Kanye West And Kim Kardashian AK-47-Toting Members Of Al Qaeda?!”

  1. 1

    can't be true, neither of them have the intelligence nor moral certaintude to commit honestly to another person let alone a cause. Also I doubt that Al-Qaeda would have them as members, they would damage Al-Qaeda's reputation.

  2. 2

    lol I'm sure the fundamentalists of al qaeda would LOVE to have a female porn star in their group. If this were true that skank would be at the bottom of a well with her hands cut off.

  3. 3

    Ugly and uglier, whore and whorier, smelly and smellier.

  4. 4

    I don't find wasting our judicial system's time to be funny. Is this man mentall ill?

  5. 5

    STOP saying shit like "cray cray"!!! Lord, you're a fucking moron for being a man in his mid-30's! I'm 33 and wouldn't say such stupid phrasing!

  6. 6

    Stupidest story I have read all week long and I've read doozies on numerous celebrity gossip sites.

  7. 7

    i doubt she would step that far away from her make up room to crawl around in the dirt..

    somethings got to give soon with these two honeymoon phase almost over next we go to argument phase hehe jelous freak phase and whos the biggest diva phase